The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
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The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ G-N-S is comedy a podcast about the news that matters; but also the news that doesn't. We cover Joe Biden and Joe Budden with equal energy and professionalism. The best news and pop culture podcast - period. Hosted by comedians Shalewa Sharpe and Gastor Almonte.
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Ep. 283 - Venmo America
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about toys returning to cereal boxes, Delaware Marathon ending, and the government accepting donations.
Bonus EP - 5'6 or 5'7
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the oldest jar of jam they'd try, and the tarnishing of a bear's name in an insurance fraud sc...
Ep. 282 - Wedding Shorts
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about newly Albanian former mayor Eric Adams, a tasty Lego scam hits Target, and a collection of live conc...
Bonus EP - 90 Years Young
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the return to original recipe Reese, Robots crashing into bus shelters and record dead hang fo...
Ep. 281 - Pull Your Snake Out
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Costa Rican snakes, long term hospital stays and the passing of a surfing legend.
Bonus EP - Stealthy Sha
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about chewing on nails in your ice cream, being let down by the latest new burger craze, and how ste...
Ep. 280 - Ground Bound Plane
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about flying busses, when are nicknames at work okay, and fighting centipedes.
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Bonus EP - Tough Love Helps
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about shrinking PopTarts, Taco Bell leaning into self care, and protein heavy cereal going too far.<...
Ep. 279 - Heaven sent mistakes
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the ending of the Metaverse, Afroman's victory in court and LaRussell's social media vacation.
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Ep. 278 - Boy Bowls
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Pokemon Go being used against us, meals for men on the go, and being left on an MRI table for 6 hour...
Bonus EP - Banksy vs. Bansky
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the man behind Banksy, Google AI glasses capturing too much of your private life, and how to s...
Ep. 277 - Black Jack
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the Oscars, the cancelation of Magic City night, and the Black Jack Harlow.
PATREON LAUNCH!
Bonus EP - Lady Luck
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Target trying to come back into our homes, Racoon burglars and a woman who won $50k lottery a...
Ep. 276 - Teacups to Breakups
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about teacup pigs growing up, camel beauty contest drauma, and Sunday recording sessions.
Bonus EP - Big Momma's Lotto Algo
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about squirrels taking down the internet, traveling toucans, and Lotto system pays off in Ohio.
Ep. 275 - Squeaky Show Trauma
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about squeaky sneakers, tipsy school lunches, and the legend of Magic City.
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Bonus EP - Cold Cuts and Take Out
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a Trader Joe's recall, undercover police at the Lunar New Year's parade, and how many loose pi...
Ep. 274 - IMDB or Death
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about levels of friendship, midevil Yankee fitted, and tv show fans battle on the internet.
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Bonus EP - Snake skin
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about llama crews solving crimes, pickleball wars, and when its the right time to turn into a snake....
Ep. 273 - No Latex in Italy
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about sad horses, Area 51, and the lack of condoms at the Olympics.
PATREON LAUNCH!
Bonus EP - Kick Rocks Kid Rock
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Kid Rock's canceled tour and Waymo being controlled by workers in other countries.
Ep. 272 - A.I. Gastor
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Bad Bunny halftime show and the alternative, Sysco paying out it's truck drivers, and the unimpressi...
Bonus EP - Turkeys Gone Wild
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about more killer elephants, new rules at Cracker Barrel corporate, and wild turkeys attacking post...
Ep. 271 - What Were We Talking About?
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about sock technology, the Grammys, and the halftime show
PATREON LAUNCH!
For al...
Bonus EP - Magic Moment
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a museum dedicated to personal failures, a rescue mission needed for pet rats and break up bet...
Ep. 270 - Snow Storm Fly
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the east coast snow storm clean up job, loose lions, and corrupt DEA agents get caught helping child...
Bonus EP - Still Cold
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a town filled with donkeys, eating AI art, fighting SAD.
PATREON LAUNCH! F...
Ep. 269 - On Brand
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about killer elephants, bears finding comfort under your home, and Disney workers going above and beyond....
Ep. 268 - Dame Dashed
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about lawsuits over the McRib, getting hurt at an Outback Steakhouse bathroom, and ranking the cleanest ai...
Bonus EP - Doughnut Candles
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about drinking nitrogen cocktails, changes in the porta potty business, and dealing with the constan...
Ep. 267 - Pee Clear
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about plans for 2026, dressing as your mother to collect her pension, and the struggles of Waymo.
Bonus EP - 43 & Counting
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the end of traditional mail service in Denmark, giving birth in a Waymo, and how many proposal...
Ep. 266 - A.J.B.T.T.F.
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about ending poverty, Dracula themed park and punchin Jake Paul in the face.
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Bonus EP - Crisp Cloud White T
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about claiming pets as dependents, the most Google'd sex questions of the year and Pantone picking a...
Ep. 265 - Giant Santa
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about oversized holiday decorations, 92-year-old gamers, and poorly named female medicine.
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Bonus EP - Not that Adolf
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a politician overcoming a less-than-ideal name, a tv producer inspired by her day job to commi...
Ep. 264 - Dialogue on Dialogue
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about overeating steak, Netflix buying up the industry, and are we on too many socials.
Bonus EP - Fart for your Memory
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a pet owner who is being fined because of it's tresspassing cat, the effects of immigration po...
Ep. 263 - Racoon Ratchet
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about causing traffic for a bad music video, drunk racoons, and the business you didn't think of that woul...
Bonus EP - We're all shook up
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the limitations of AI, eagles dropping surprises, and judges dressing up as Elvis.